Fantasy Football Boys

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  • FROM THE VAULT: Dan Connolly Kickoff Return

    A Frame By Frame Celebration of: “The Kick Return” by Dan Connolly Some of the most exciting plays in American tackle football take place on kickoffs. The common NFL fan lives for big plays and there aren’t many more plays as explosive as a good kickoff return. If you’ve never settled in on a Sunday,…

  • Bijan Robinson Is Wearing #7 Next Year So Give Him All The Awards Right Now

    There’s something about that #7 pic.twitter.com/bNjLj7los8 — Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) May 2, 2023 Bijan Robinson’s career with the Falcons is off to a pretty slick start. The Falcons announced yesterday that he’d be wearing the iconic #7 next year, following in Michael Vick’s footsteps. Yeah, I know Younghoe Koo also wore #7 but that doesn’t…

  • NFL DRAFT FIRST ROUND GRADES By A Man That’s Done No Draft Research

    As I sit here in a hospital room, splayed out in what they loosely refer to as a “chair” and awaiting the arrival of my third child, my mind races. What’s he gonna be like? Will he be chill? Will I ever get a full night of sleep again? Will he be a filthy naughty…

  • Madison Bumgarner Thinks He’s The Biggest Hard-Ass In the World

    What’s this asshole’s problem? “Shut the fuck up you pussy, fuck you” -Madison Bumgarner to Willson Contreras pic.twitter.com/cQQSOp02We — Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) April 19, 2023 In today’s edition of “Madison Bumgarner is an annoying dick”, he gets a strike past Willson Contreras then takes offense with… the swing? Immediately Bumgarner puffs up his chest and…

  • Who’s Got It Better Than NFL Backup QBs? Nobody!

    Sometimes my chaps and go down the wormhole of “if you could pick any one job in any sport, what would it be?” This is, of course, reliant on being athletically gifted enough to be in that position in the first place, which none of us are. The majority of us common folk are sloppy…

  • Florida Baseball Player Is An Instant Legend For This Home Run Celebration

    Now this is how it’s done when you’re dealing with an agent of the Ump Show.  Pure genius on the part of Florida’s Jac Caglianone after mashing a grand slam dong-piece in the 8th inning to bury Georgia and win the series. He knew the home plate ump was watching for anything excessive, so he…