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Dear Russell Wilson: I Want a Refund
If you’re a loyal reader (as I know many of you are), then you know my stance heading into this NFL season regarding the Denver Broncos. Myself, and many other esteemed fantasy football experts, predicted a big upgrade for the Denver Broncos offense with the addition of what we were made to believe is a…
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Bring Back Fingerless Gloves
It’s time to revive a trend that’s been lost in the sands of time. That’s right, fingerless gloves. No I’m not talking about the sexy kind. I’m not trying to conjure up images of the Bird Lady from Home Alone 2, not that kind of fingerless glove. I’m talking about fingerless gloves for football players. How much sense…
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Josh Gordon: The Best Receiver That Never Was
The best receiver that never was – that’s Josh Gordon. He had all the physical traits as a rookie out of Baylor; 6’3” 240 lbs. with a 35 inch vertical. Fast and strong, talent out the roof, and it certainly showed up during his rookie season. In Gordon’s first year as an NFL second-round pick…
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A Call to Arms
I’m sure you’ve come across them as you mindlessly scroll Instagram. You know of what I speak. This is my Theoden moment, getting the people riled and ready for war. I am here to implore you all, my tens of readers, to put a stop to the scourge of society I am about to describe….
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Alleged Creep Deshaun Watson Receives Suspension
Judge Sue Robinson passed down punishment this morning for Deshaun Watson after being accused by 24 women of sexual misconduct. He will miss only six games to start the season and then figures to settle in as the long-term starter for the Cleveland Browns after signing a 5-year $230 million contract. Uncertainty surrounding the…
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Cowards Criticize Mahomes & Jackson
With all 32 teams finally reporting to camp, the football takes are finally flying. It’s always a special time of year when the media make observations ranging anywhere from players’ conditioning to what type of sleeves they’re wearing. Seems as though Matthew Judon is going to roll the red sleeves look into 2022. pic.twitter.com/XdHqZyQd2a…