What the hell is this?  Why does Aaron Rodgers feel like he has to try so hard to make everyone think he’s the most chill? He’s spent the better part of this decade trying to transcend space and time, restore his vibrations, achieve a zen energy, and broaden his horizons. All that’s come of it…

TL;DR – Kyler Murray will be provided with film on game weeks and he’s required to spend at least four hours studying it on his own.   In a slightly weird turn of events, it would appear the Cardinals aren’t taking any risks on their newest investment and ensuring that Kyler Murray starts watching film….

The NFL has mercifully lifted the senseless ban on alternate helmets heading into the 2022 season and for uniform junkies everywhere, this is like pornography. So far there have been 14 teams announce alternate and/or throwback helmets for next season, and today I intend on ranking them. I’m still holding out hope for a Creamsicle…

  Congrats to Kyler Murray who was awarded a contract extension worth $230.5 million over 5 years from the Arizona Cardinals.  This places him right behind Aaron Rodgers as the second-highest paid QB in the league, making $46.1 million per year.  Two interesting things of note:  1. I can’t be certain, but the contract negotiations…

  The Browns are giving yet another black hole of a quarterback money to play on their team. That’s right, con man Josh Rosen has signed a one year contract with Cleveland to presumably bring up the rear on the depth chart behind Jacoby Brissett and Joshua Dobbs. This comes on the heels of sending…

  Playoff Lenny has always been known to be a bit of a bruiser, but he might’ve taken it to the next level with his carb intake. Reports out of camp are that Fournette has ballooned all the way up to 260 pounds, up from 228 last season. Fournette may or may not have adhered…