Fantasy Football Boys

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  • Entirely-Too-Early Breakout Candidate #2

    Is my second breakout candidate a beneficiary of some Tennessee Vols bias? I can neither confirm nor deny.   “The Dawg” himself is my second breakout candidate heading into 2022. This might seem like an odd selection based on the dudes surrounding him, and breakout may not be the perfect term, but I like Jauan Jennings…

  • Matthew Berry, Inventor of Fantasy Football, is Leaving ESPN

    So… some personal news: This is my last week at ESPN. pic.twitter.com/cDcVgN2BSc — Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) July 11, 2022 Big news today as Matthew Berry, unequivocally the King of Fantasy Football, announced he is leaving ESPN after 15 years. This comes as a shock to many as he has built the ESPN Fantasy Football brand…

  • Zach Wilson Graduates From Soaking & Becomes MILF King of New York

    It wasn’t that long ago that draft analysts questioned Zach Wilson’s street credentials on account of being Mormon. He looked like a kid lost in New York on draft night, like a more handsome Kevin McAllister with a much tighter spiral. This bathroom selfie from before the draft was especially cringeworthy and had some Jets…

  • Entirely-Too-Early Breakout Candidate #1

    The NFL season doesn’t start for another 3 or so months but when ball is life, it’s never too early to delve in. Here’s the rule about my breakout candidates:   I’m able recognize a breakout candidate when I see one, even if I’m unable to pronounce their name. His combine measurables are freakish: 6’5″,…

  • ProFootballFocus is a Scam

    I’m a smart guy. I enjoy advanced analytics. I also tend to think they can get a bit overwhelming and people try to dissect too much, both can be true at times. Sometimes stats are just stats and things can be black and white. Major League Baseball has implemented next-gen stats into their brand and…

  • In Memoriam: Tight End Tim Tebow (2021-2021)

     Gone but never forgotten, Tim Tebow as a Jaguar tight end.  Despite some vicious blocks and *checks stats* zero catches through one preseason game, failed NFL player MLB player  TV personality virgin Tim Tebow has been mercifully released from the Jacksonville Jaguars. His tenure, although short, was sure to change the lives of every player in that locker room;…